I would be very flattered if you would like to ask me out, or commission me to make you a video or photo set!

If you were to go on a date with me, would you ideally prefer to spend all our time in the bedroom, or would you want the opportunity to wind down over dinner, drinks or a theatre visit as well? Let me know!

If your message is polite and complete then you should normally receive a reply within the hour during normal business hours :D

For example:

Hi Lilly,

I found you on [name of website] and would like to meet. Would you be available for x hours on such and such a date for an incall/ outcall/ dinner and drinks/ to go to the opera? I have previously met X and Y, who you can contact for references: X's website address, Y's website address. I have also sent you a little something from your wishlist!

Yours, John
07123 456789

If you like, you can copy and paste the above message and simply customise it to reflect your own details before sending.

My (encrypted) e-mail is, or you can send me an (encrypted) text message via WhatsApp to +44 (0)7308 616322. My phone is permanently on silent and I'm too much of a millennial to listen to voice mail, so please don't call, as you will never get through! I promise never to call you either. Just text via WhatsApp or e-mail. Thanks a million and I hugely look forward to hearing from you!

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