The New New Normal

Welcome back to the world, friends! We will be able to meet for 5* incall rendezvous in Central London from 5th July! Can you wait?!

While there is so much to be incredibly grateful for right now- health, love, the ability to work and socialise from 5th July onwards, travel, being able to visit our favourite hotels, and perhaps even restaurants- I am keeping in mind that we will unfortunately likely see a return of Covid-19 before Christmas.

To prepare for and perhaps even help prevent against this, I have very slightly updated a few personal principles in my dating life. Hopefully you will be able to see the benefit to having them, and we can continue enjoying getting to know each other, safe in the knowledge that we are minimising any risk.

From now on, when I book myself a hotel room or apartment, I will wipe down all the handles and taps with anti-viral disinfectant, and bring my own naturally antimicrobial copper champagne coupes from home, which, having been washed, will be kept in a sealed box until they are ready to be used. The (sealed) champagne bottle will be washed with soap and water before use. Researchers are now discovering that the virus may be transferable via semen, which includes pre-ejaculatory fluids, so I will now be offering the luckiest gentlemen in London safe, covered blow jobs. I have also replaced my usual all-natural mouthwash with Listerine, which feels a bit tougher!

I'm going to be Mrs Strict when it comes to hygiene; no shower or mouthwash = no service. I know some people really hate showering, but in this situation, it's worth learning to love it! It can be a relaxing moment to gather your nerves, warm your muscles, stimulate blood flow and help you feel confident. I also encourage you to use the shower, soap and mouthwash as you're leaving in order to protect yourself and those you have at home.

In these simple little ways, I hope we can strike the most mutually beneficial balance possible between having good old-fashioned bedroom fun and also feeling safe and relaxed throughout- and afterward!

I am a kinky London escort and luxurious dating companion. I enjoy vintage glamour, fine dining, and visiting mature businessmen in their 5* hotels. If you would like to comment on this post, please email misslillywatson@protonmail.com.

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